I was telling my girlfriend a bed time story about a crested gecko becoming best friends with a turtle and getting married.

Now she’s asleep and mumbling nonsense. I can barely understand it. I think I heard her say “butt”. Now she’s making weird noises like the grudge. This is so entertaining. I was going to watch a movie but I think now I’ll just listen to her sleep talk because she’s cute.

She’s having a conversation with someone right now.